============================================================================ ================ UNGEEK 3.1 -- Geek Code v3.1 Interpreter ================ ============================================================================ -------------------------- GEEK TYPE CODE [GCS/CM] ------------------------- Geek of Computer Science, Geek of Computer Management. -------------------------- GEEK DRESS CODE [!d----] ------------------------ No clothing. Quite a fashion statement, don't you think? But if I did participate in this category, I would characterize myself as follows: "Punk dresser, including, but not limited to, torn jeans and shirts, body piercings, and prominent tattoos. I'm usually in jeans and a t-shirt." --------------------------- GEEK SHAPE CODE [s+:] -------------------------- I'm a little taller than most. ----------------------------- GEEK AGE CODE [a+] --------------------------- My age is 40-49. ----------------------- GEEK COMPUTERS CODE [C++++>$] ---------------------- I'll be first in line to get the new cybernetic interface installed into my skull. But someday I'd like to say: "Getting paid for it!" -------------------------- GEEK UNIX CODE [UI++++$] ------------------------ I use IRIX exclusively. I am the sysadmin. If you try and crack my machine don't be surprised if the municipal works department gets an "accidental" computer-generated order to put start a new landfill on your front lawn or your quota is reduced to 4K. Getting paid for it! -------------------------- GEEK PERL CODE [P++>+++] ------------------------ Perl is a powerful programming tool. I don't write shell scripts anymore because I write them in Perl. But someday I'd like to say: "Perl is a very powerful programming tool. Not only do I no longer write shell scripts, I also no longer use awk or sed. I use Perl for all programs of less than a thousand lines." ---------------------------- GEEK LINUX CODE [L+++] ------------------------ I use Linux exclusively on my system. I monitor comp.os.linux.* and even answer questions sometimes. -------------------------- GEEK EMACS CODE [!E---] ------------------------- I refuse to categorize myself on Emacs. But if I did participate in this category, I would characterize myself as follows: "Emacs sucks! vi forever!!!" -------------------- GEEK WORLD WIDE WEB CODE [W++(+++)] ------------------- My tendencies on this issue range from: "I have a homepage. I surf daily. My homepage is advertised in my .signature.", to: "I am a WebMaster. When I'm not on my normal net connection, I surf the web using my Pilot and a cellular modem." --------------------------- GEEK USENET CODE [N+] -------------------------- I read news recreationally when I have some time to kill. --------------------- GEEK MICROSOFT WINDOWS CODE [w---] ------------------- Windows has set back the computing industry by at least 10 years. Bill Gates should be drawn, quartered, hung, shot, poisoned, disembowelled, and then REALLY hurt. ------------------------- GEEK MACINTOSH CODE [M--] ------------------------ Macs do more than suck. They make a user stupid by allowing them to use the system without knowing what they are doing. Mac weenies have lower IQs than the fuzz in my navel. ---------------------------- GEEK VMS CODE [V--] --------------------------- I would rather smash my head repeatedly into a brick wall than suffer the agony of working with VMS. It's reminiscent of a dead and decaying pile of moose droppings. Unix rules the universe. ----------------- GEEK POLITICS & SOCIAL ISSUES CODE [PS+++] --------------- Legalize drugs! Abolish the government. Fuck the draft! ----------------- GEEK POLITICS & ECONOMIC ISSUES CODE [PE] ---------------- Distrust both government and business. ------------------------ GEEK CYPHERPUNKS CODE [Y+>] ----------------------- I have an interest and concern in privacy issues, but in reality I am not really all that active or vocal. But someday I'd like to say: "I'm pretty indifferent on the whole issue." --------------------------- GEEK PGP CODE [PGP++] -------------------------- I have the most recent version and use it regularly. ------------------------- GEEK STAR TREK CODE [t+*] ------------------------ It's a damn fine TV show and is one of the only things good on television any more. I identify with Barclay, the greatest of the Trek Geeks. ------------------------- GEEK BABYLON 5 CODE [5++] ------------------------ Finally a show that shows what a real future would look like. None of this Picardian "Let's talk about it and be friends" crap. And what's this? We finally get to see a bathroom! Over on that Enterprise, they've been holding it for over seven years! -------------------------- GEEK X FILES CODE [X++] ------------------------- This is one of the better shows I've seen. I wish I'd taped everything from the start at SP, because I'm wearing out my EP tapes. I'll periodically debate online. I've Converted at least 5 people. I've gotten a YAXA. ------------------------ GEEK ROLE-PLAYING CODE [!R] ----------------------- I refuse to categorize myself on Role-Playing. ------------------------- GEEK TELEVISION CODE [tv] ------------------------ I watch only the shows that are actually worthwhile, such as those found on PBS. ---------------------------- GEEK BOOKS CODE [b+] -------------------------- I enjoy reading, but don't get the time very often. -------------------------- GEEK DILBERT CODE [DI++] ------------------------ I work with people that act a lot like Dilbert and his boss. --------------------------- GEEK DOOM CODE [!D---] ------------------------- I refuse to categorize myself on Doom. But if I did participate in this category, I would characterize myself as follows: "To hell with Doom, I miss Zork." ----------------------------- THE GEEK CODE [G] ---------------------------- I know what the geek code is and even did up this code. ----------------------- GEEK HOUSING CODE [h++(----)] ---------------------- My tendencies on this issue range from: "Living in a cave with 47 computers and an Internet feed, located near a Dominoes pizza. See !d.", to: "Married with children - Al Bundy can sympathize." ---------------------- GEEK RELATIONSHIPS CODE [r+++()] -------------------- My tendencies on this issue range from: "Found someone, dated, and am now married.", to: "I date periodically." --------------------------- GEEK SEX CODE [y+++*] -------------------------- Male. I'm married, so I can get it (theoretically) whenever I want. I'm a pervert. ============================================================================ -----BEGIN GEEK CODE BLOCK----- Version: 3.1 GCS/CM !d---- s+: a+ C++++>$ UI++++$ P++>+++ L+++ !E--- W++(+++) N+ w--- M-- V-- PS+++ PE Y+> PGP++ t+* 5++ X++ !R tv b+ DI++ !D--- G h++(----) r+++() y+++* ------END GEEK CODE BLOCK------