(excerpted from a many-times-over-forwarded-but-not-necessarily-accurate list from Harper's Index -- June, 1996): Amount the Pentagon will spend this year to equip Andrews Air Force Base with a third golf course : $5,100,000 Number of La-Z-Boy recliners delivered to the CIA in January : 50 Chances an American corporate executive admits to spying on employees' e-mail : 1 in 3 Number of Baltimore city blocks under 24-hour video surveillance by local police : 16 Chances a Californian lives or works in a prison : 1 in 200 Percentage of Americans who believe that "most of us buy and consume far more than we need" : 82 Change since 1970 in tons of clothing and footwear disposed of each year in U.S. landfills or incinerators : +293,000,000 Percentage of the U.S. retail price of a pair of Pocahontas pajamas that is paid to the Haitian who sewed them : 0.06 Average number of Americans killed each year by private citizens using guns in self-defense : 350 Average number who use guns each year to commit suicide : 20,000 Percentage change since 1994 in U.S. sales of genetically engineered lab mice : +400 Estimated chances that an American boy between the ages of 5 and 14 is on Ritalin : 1 in 20 Average amount Americans spend on legal drugs per second : $2,000 Number of black southern churches attacked by arsonists in the last 24 months : 25 Percentage of racial epithets published in the New York Times last year that consisted of the word "nigger" : 57 Percentage in 1985 : 30 Number of last year's newsweekly magazine covers featuring women who are not princesses, murderers, or models : 0 Number of U.S. news stories published since 1991 containing the words "princess" and "colonic irrigation" : 162 Ratio of the number of biographies of Quentin Tarantino to the number of films he has directed : 3:2.25 Chances an American who voted for Ross Perot in 1992 can no longer recall having done so : 1 in 2 Votes cast last February in the Tennessee State Senate against a bill urging businesses to post the Ten Commandments : 1 Change since 1994 in the number of Americans contributing at least $15 to the Christian Coalition : -43,407