DEAR DIARY


Aug. 12   Moved to our new home in New Hampshire. It is so beautiful here.
          The mountains are so majestic. Can hardly wait to see snow covering
          them.

Oct. 14   New Hampshire is the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves are
          turned all the colors & shades of red and orange. Went for a ride
          through the beautiful mountains and saw some deer. They are so graceful.
          Certainly they are the most beautiful animal on earth. This must be
          paradise. I love it here.

Nov. 11   Deer season will start soon. I can't imagine anyone wanting to kill such a
          gorgeous creature. Hope it will snow soon. I love it here.

Dec. 2    It snowed last night. Woke up to find everything blanketed with white.
          It looks like a post card. We went outside and cleaned the snow off the
          steps and shoveled the driveway. We had a snowball fight (I won), and
          when the snow-plow came by, we had to shovel the driveway again.
          What a beautiful place. I love New Hampshire.

Dec. 12   More snow last night. I love it. The snow-plow did its trick again to
          the driveway. I love it here.

Dec. 19   More snow last night, couldn't get out of the driveway to get to work. I
          am exhausted from shoveling. F*&$ing snow-plow.

Dec. 22   More of the white sh_t fell last night. I've got blisters on my hands
          from shoveling. I think the snow-plow hides around the corner and waits
          until I'm done shoveling the driveway. A**hole!

Dec. 25   Merry F*&%ing Christmas. More Friggin snow. If I ever get my hands on

          that son-of-a-b**ch who drives the snow-plow, I swear I'll kill the b**tard.
          Don't know why they don't use more salt on the roads to melt the
          F*&%ing ice.

Dec. 28   The F*&%ing weatherman was wrong. We got 34" of that while S**t this
          time. At this rate it won't melt before the summer. The snow-plow got
          stuck up in the road and that b**tard came to the door and asked to
          borrow my shovel. After I told him I have broken six shovels already
          shoveling all the s**t he pushed into the driveway, I broke my last one
          over his F*&%ing head.

Jan. 4    Finally got out of the house today. Went to the store to get food and on
          the way back a damned deer ran in front of my car and I hit it. Did a bout
          $3000 damage to car. Those F*&%ing beasts should be killed. Wish the
          hunters had killed them all last November.

May 4     Took the car to the garage in town. Would you believe the thing is rusted
          out from that F*&%ing salt they put all over the roads.

May 10    Moved to Florida. I can't imagine why anyone in their right mind would
          ever want to live in that God forsaken State of New Hampshire.