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                 UNCANONICAL LIST OF CONFUCIOUSISMS

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Confucious say...

Passionate kiss, like spider web, lead to undoing of fly.

Confucious say...

He who stand on toilet high on pot.

Confucious say...

Better to be pissed off than pissed on.

Confucious say...

He who walk through airport door sideways going to Bangkok.

Confucious say...

Boy who go to sleep with stiff problem wake up with solution
in hand.

Confucious say...

It not sanitary when woman cook carrots and peas [pees] in
same pot.

Confucious say...

Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day long

Confucious say...

Couple on 7 day honeymoon make whole week

Confucious say...

Girl who sit on jockeys lap get hot tip

Confucious say...

Girl who sit on Judge's lap get honourable discharge

Confucious say...

Butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders

Confucious say...

He who live in Glass house, dress in basement!

Confucious say...

Man who stand on street corner with hands in pockets, not feeling
crazy, feeling nuts.

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