Subject: computer acronyms

APPLE      =>  Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
BASIC      =>  Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
CA         =>  Constant Acquisitions
CD-ROM     =>  Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
DEC        =>  Do Expect Cuts
DOS        =>  Defunct Operating System
IBM        =>  I Blame Microsoft
ISDN       =>  It Still Does Nothing
MACINTOSH  =>  Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
OS/2       =>  Obsolete Soon, Too.
PCMCIA     =>  People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
RISC       =>  Ridiculous Instruction Set Computer
SCSI       =>  System Can't See It
WWW        =>  World Wide Wait