Those of you unfamiliar with the computer programming language "C" can
 safely delete this now.  Trust me though, this is actually funny to the
 programmers among us... probably.  ;-)
 
 Not-So Common C Declarations
 
           auto accident;
           register voters;
           static electricity;
           struct by_lightning;
           void *where_prohibited;
           char broiled;
           short circuit;
           short changed;
           long johns;
           unsigned long letter;
           double entendre;
           double trouble;
           union organizer;
           float valve;
           short pants;
           union station;
           void check; unsigned check;
           struct dumb by[sizeof member];