1.   Q:   What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
     A:   Gifted!

2.   Q:   How do blonde braincells die?
     A:   Alone.

3.   Q:   What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
     A:   Pregnant.

4.   Q:   How do you brainwash a blonde?
     A:   Give her a douche and shake her upside down.

5.   Q:   What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?
     A:   Nothing.  They've never met.

6.   Q:   Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
     A:   You can park in the handicap zone.

7.   Q:   How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
     A:   Shine a flashlight in their ear.

8.   Q:   Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
     A:   It takes too long to retrain them.

9.   Q1   How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?
     A:   There's white-out on the screen.
     Q2:  How can you tell if another blonde's been using the computer?
     A:   There's writing on the white-out.

10.  Q:   Why don't blondes eat bananas?
     A1:  They can't find the zipper.

11.  Q:   Why don't blondes use vibrators?
     A:   They chip their teeth.

12.  Q:   Why do blondes wear underwear?
     A:   They make good ankle warmers.

13.  Q:   Why do blondes have orgasms?
     A:   So they know when to stop having sex!

14.  Q:   What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
     A:   A wind tunnel.

15.  Q:   What is the difference between butter and a blonde?
     A:   Butter is difficult to spread.

16.  Q:   What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
     A1:  You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball.
     A2:  You can't fit the blonde in the bowling ball.

17.  Q:   What's the difference between a blonde and a guy?
     A:   The blonde has the higher sperm count.

18.  Q:   Why aren't there many blonde gymnasts?
     A:   Because when they do the splits, they stick to the floor.

19.  Q:   What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
     A:   "Oh look!  Donut seeds!"

20.  Q:   How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings?
     A:   Tell them a joke on Friday night!
 
21.  Q:   Why did the blonde try to steal a police car?
     A:   She saw "911" and thought it was a Porsche.

22.  Q:   What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
     A:   Last year's hide and seek champ.