Q:   How can you tell when a blonde is dating?
     A:   By the buckle print on her forehead.

     Q:   How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde?
     A:   There is a stamp on it.

     Q:   How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?
     A:   She fell out of the tree.

     Q:   How did the blonde die drinking milk?
     A:   The cow fell on her.

     Q:   Why do blondes have big bellybuttons?
     A:   From dating blonde men.

     Q:   Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?
     A:   More leg room.

     Q:   Why don't blondes make good pharmacists?
     A:   They can't get the bottle into the typewriter.

     Q:   Why did the blonde stop using the pill?
     A:   Because it kept falling out.

     Q:   Why did the blonde call the welfare office?
     A:   She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

     Q:   Did you hear about the blond who had two chances to get pregnant?
     A:   She blew it both times!

     Q:   What is the irritating part around a blonde's vagina?
    A1:   The Blonde!
    A2:   The other guys waiting their turn.

     Q:   Did you hear about the blonde coyote?
     A:   Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was
          still stuck.
     Q:   What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress (reading
          her nametag) ?
     A:   "'Debbie'...that's cute. What did you name the other one ?"
     Q:   Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after a
          blonde drives a car?
     A:   Cause she blows the horn!!!!!
     Q:   Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death
          in their car at a drive-in movie theater?
     A:   They went to see "Closed for the Winter".