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Interesting Text Files, collected by Don Hopkins

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   READ THIS FIRST! 
   Important Disclaimers! 
   Crucial Warnings! 
   Don't Talk To Cops! 
   Food related information. 
   RMS -vs- Doctor, on the evils of Natalism. 
   Cecil Adams on Gerbil Stuffing. 
   Penis Length Survey from Keith Bostic. 
   Drugs are Real??? 
   The Pervert's Opera, a Vacuum Cleaner Love Story. 
   Through the Hacking Glass, a long time ago in a window system far away. 
   Gymble Roulette -- "You gotta play to win". 
   What you see is what you get! (A Macintosh testimonial.) 
   Fun with Mail -- Flame Manual. 
   Official Notice, Post Immediately, X-Windows Warning! 
   The first ones up against the wall... (JBVB on MSDOS). 
   XBUGTOOL horror stories. 
   Le Jojo on UI 
   The Worst Job in the World -- sysadmin for the Sun Microsystems
   Executives. 
   What does DOE have to do with SDI? 
   smr@magoo.ai.mit.edu: Why you should not use Unix 
   A Requiem for a Dying Operating System 
   Unix History. 
   Unix is Dead! Wanna Fight?? 
   Unix Convention Dweebs, on the RAM_Page! 
   Unix Essay Question, dining philosophers not! 
   Bill Joy Quotes. 
   De GNU Manifesto, through the infamous "jive" filter. 
   Humor Interface Project. 
   Want To Buy a Home Computer? 
   Silico Magnetic Intelligence. 
   Computer Science Sesame Street and Young Ones. 
   The Cornstarch Receipts from Boskone. 
   MIT's AI Lab (based on Alice's Restraunt.) 
   MIT AI Lab Tourist Policy. 
   Double Bucky, you're the one! (By Guy L. Steele.) 
   You are at the entrance to Hades. Some lusing turist was up too late playing
   Zork! 
   How Jerry Pournelle got kicked off the ARPANET. 
   The First Bandykin Awards. 
   Urine Scam: A scene from a very bad B movie. 
   Meese should be fucked by an elk, according to Hunter S. Thompson. 
   Man's Badge of Authority -- Paul (not McCartney) on Long Hair. 
   Dave Barry on Meetings. 
   Brain Damage (by Howard I. Cannon.) 
   Transcription of the Madonna Interview on Letterman.